Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
Overview
An Onion News Network sketch in which two teenage girls appear on TV to plead for their kidnapped friend's release, then start gossiping about classmates. It is a satirical parody of teen behavior and sensational news.
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HN commenters call it one of the best and funniest Onion News Network videos and a sharp parody of teen girls.
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Video by The Onion, played through YouTube.
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