Monty Python Dead Parrot

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guytv · 2024-01 · Joke / meme

"Scala isn't dead" reminded me of this one "No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!": [VIDEO]

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aurizon · 2020-04 · Joke / meme

Thanks for that! A valuable comparison to the official glowing reports of the 'valuable lessons'. Looks like a cover of pure diamond would resist the scratches, and in the netherland, their groos national product would enable them to cover a few square meters a year. This is a dog that never hunted, not a paw hit the ground, this dog is as dead as Monty Python's parrot [VIDEO]

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programd · 2019-06 · Joke / meme

This is the most insightful post in the entire thread. Thank you for that. Most of the discussion here is about TOTP, which at this point is like arguing about the beautiful plumage of the dead parrot. TOTP for professional 2FA is a walking corpse, pushing up the daisies, wouldn't squawk if you put 10K volts through it [1]. If you're a company seeking to secure your infrastructure all your employees and contractors should be using U2F hardware keys to access your network. Period, end of discussion. Same for admin access to any external SaaS dependencies - and you should be loudly complaining if your SaaS does not yet support hardware keys. And if you're a startup and even a solo developer, start looking at supporting WebAuth so you're not caught with your pants down later, especially if you want to sell to other businesses. Business to consumer TOTP is a more complicated issue. The future is clearly hardware keys, tied to devices like phones, but the support is not yet all there. So you're going to have to support TOTP for a while yet, since it's better then bare passwords. But you should be making plans to move to hardware U2F ASAP, and the earlier you do it the easier the transition will be later when you will have to mandate it for all your users for liability and CYA reasons. The looming shadow over all this is account recovery, which is not a solved problem in Business to Consumer space (IT/HR can sort you out to get back on your corp network if you lose your keys). Ther

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